Have Kids, They Say
I’m not going to ever be qualified to teach parenting classes. At the rate things are going I may be more qualified to become a MMA referee. I used to tease my sister about her […]
Category: Mom Life
I woke up like this
Ella is two. She’s a fiery, climbing, tough kind of princess. She climbs over the crib walls better than Spiderman and always lands on her feet. In great caution, Troy removed the side of her […]
Mommy Chronicles- Tickle Monster
We play this game we call tickle monster. I’m always the monster. I chase the girls around the house and anyone caught is tickled. I try to sound as menacing as possible. Tonight I tickled […]
Mommy Chronicles- Potty Training
Some kids try to practice martial arts on their own. My Ella is trying to potty train– herself. She’ll be two in a few months. She refuses to wear diapers. She screams, potty! But by […]
Mommy Chronicles- Baby Cousin (Abigail age 3)
Me: Guess who’s coming next week? Abigail: Who? Me: Cousin Adam!!!!! Abigail: Oh my Gosh!! I love Cousin Adam! He’s my favorite!! Is he coming over here?! Me: Yes! Cousin Adam and his wife, Cousin […]
Getting Ready with Abigail (age 2)
Abigail: What are you doing? Me: Putting foundation on. Abigail: Why? Me: Well… it evens out my complexion and covers my blemishes Abigail: (nods as if she agrees) Me: *straight face. Continuing to apply another […]