Me: Guess who's coming next week? 
Abigail: Who?
Me: Cousin Adam!!!!! 
Abigail:  Oh my Gosh!!  I love Cousin Adam!  He's my favorite!! Is he coming over here?!
Me: Yes! Cousin Adam and his wife, Cousin Danielle are going to have a baby!!
Abigail: Like our baby!?!
Me: Yeah!  We're going to celebrate by having a baby shower!!
Abigail: Yeah? (Nodding in agreement.  Then pauses).  Wait.  Are they gonna be naked?
Me: I hope not. *Wide eyes and confusion*
Abigail: *Looks at me with no expression*
---- it hits me----
Me: Not THAT kinda shower!!!!!